thesummoningdark:

only-tiktoks:

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#ultimate ally mom: forgot child was trans and gave wrong sex talk (tags from @findafight)

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manyimaginativemuses:

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@jelloapocalypse

Saw your last lemonade stream the other day and I just HAD to make Lord Remington and his inadequate son, Geoffrey. Their personalities are so conflicting and I hope you noticed that, while Lord Remington is decked out in full classic Lemonade Yellow, Geoffrey has branched out to enjoy a bit of Pink Lemonade aesthetics in his clothing choices. Hope you like these guys and they’re on the sims 4 gallery if anyone wants them!

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gay-impressionist:

melonsap:

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

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flowers-but-gayer:

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posted 12 hours ago with 1,435 notes via rnoonpie + reblog

incorrectskyrimquotes:

thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw

posted 12 hours ago with 63,756 notes via rnoonpie + reblog

eraserheadbeaniebaby:

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cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

posted 12 hours ago with 21,406 notes via rnoonpie + reblog

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

kids today don’t understand what it was like to be 14 and tune into glee every week to watch whatever crimes against humanity ryan murphy had cooked up that week.

and we were happy about it.

posted 12 hours ago with 2,602 notes via striders + reblog

madnessofmen:

dreg-heap:

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

It was a woman that did it!

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Anonymous:

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters


headspace-hotel:

naggingatlas:

captain-price-unofficially:

ashestoashesjc:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

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We have no letters Kathleen!

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
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we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

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What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators

posted 12 hours ago with 39,218 notes via taliaal-xuffasch + reblog

hometoursandotherstuff:

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calware:

neoneone0:

i-say-ok:

trashtaste-tt:

calware:

calware:

random-conspiracy:

calware:

norwayspruce:

calware:

autisticsupervillain:

calware:

there needs to be a music genre called “sounds like it could be homestuck music”

Megalovania.

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i wonder why megalovania sounds like homestuck music. i wonder why. it really is such a mystery. it’s crazy how megalovania sounds like it could be a song in homestuck. it would fit right into homestuck’s ost. that’s crazy. that’s wild

Isn’t Homestuck like a webcomic? Why does it have a soundtrack

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Wasn’t megalovania from undertale?

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yeah

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the author of homestuck made the music for undertale? are you sure?

The world is healing

ok.

Isn’t megalovania from an earthbound romhack

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yes

posted 12 hours ago with 27,078 notes via 3y3sor3 + reblog

animalcrossingmemes:

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stil-lindigo:

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Keep reading

posted 18 hours ago with 3,124 notes via taliaal-xuffasch + reblog

surfclown:

surfclown:

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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